This is the 2025 Ontario provincial election preview edition of Doorstep Postings, the periodic political commentary column written by Josh Lieblein for The CJN.
If you’re tired of Canadian elections that have Seinfeld‘s show-about-nothing quality, this writ period is the one you were waiting for. In fact, expectations for the month leading up to the Feb. 27 provincial election in Ontario has the distinct air of an episode of Nathan for You, masterminded by Vancouver’s virtuoso of the socially awkward deadpan, Nathan Fielder.
I WANT THIS HAT!!!!!!!! And thank you Doug Ford for being a leader on #TeamCanada. https://t.co/JmmoN97gyH
— Catherine McKenna (@cathmckenna) January 15, 2025
Fielder expands a bit he developed on the CBC as an incompetent millennial business consultant who offers terrible ideas to floundering businesses which fail spectacularly. The genius of the show is that it makes a clear distinction between Nathan Fielder, actor, and the “Nathan” who comes up with the doomed business ideas. We see “Nathan” realize that his actions are causing more harm than good, but any attempts he makes to atone for his mistakes mostly just lead to things getting worse. He did, however, start a legitimately successful jacket business focused on Holocaust awareness where you traded in jackets made by another company that for some reason paid tribute to a genocide denier.
Today is perhaps a good time to mention that Summit Ice is still going strong. We just donated another $100,000 USD to the Vancouver Holocaust Education Center thanks to everyone's continued support. New products coming soon. Get suited up at https://t.co/i9v2c8HGX6
— nathan fielder (@nathanfielder) October 27, 2018
The Fielderesque plan put forth by Doug Ford’s consultants is a rebrand of our bumbling premier as Captain Canada, the fighting-est First Minister in the Dominion. Looking like a small-town-Ontario granddad in his too-small ‘Canada Is Not For Sale’ baseball cap, the Dougster plans to storm Washington, D.C., under cover of a much more interesting and consequential federal Liberal leadership race to plead Ontario’s case before bemused U.S. lawmakers. Where he goes, the Queen’s Park Press Gallery will not be able to follow—or so Doug hopes.
NEW: As Premier Doug Ford prepares to trigger a provincial election opposition parties are raising concerns about two planned trips to Washington during the campaign calling them “explicitly partisan” and an inappropriate use of taxpayer funds.https://t.co/5RGUq6SW9u#onpoli
— Colin D'Mello | Global News (@ColinDMello) January 26, 2025
A few headwinds threaten to snow Ford’s plan under, though First of all, this election will be held in the depths of winter, something that hasn’t happened in 44 years. It’s also an early election, which is something Ontario campaign strategists have been warning against ever since David Peterson tried it back in 1990, and paved the way for Bob Rae. (If you’re starting to get the impression that Ontario is in the state it’s in because our top political minds are still superstitious over things that they lived through decades ago, you’d be right.) When asked if it’s time for a change in government, voters agree with that sentiment by a margin of 3 to 1.
I have voted for the Ontario Progressive Conservative Party under Doug Ford in the past two elections and donated to the Party. Since October 7 he has done absolutely nothing but mouth platitudes about the explosion in antisemitism and absolutely nothing about the hate mobs in… https://t.co/NwWMxwU6Ee
— Love My 7 Wood (@LoveMy7Wood) January 24, 2025
Worse than any of these credulous portents of doom for Ford’s fortunes is the fact that most voters are genuinely sick of the guy in the same way that most bystanders on Nathan for You understand that Nathan doesn’t know what he’s doing and the ideas he presents are deeply stupid. Jewish voters haven’t forgotten that Ford’s government has been mostly talk and no action on security at community buildings and protests crossing the line. You’ve also got issues that matter to you (but not to the government) no matter which community you align with: housing, healthcare, transit, scandals.
The Ford High trailer is here! But Doug Ford is trying to take public education off the air.
— OSSTF Communications (@osstf) January 16, 2025
Save our students at https://t.co/3bHbVSAUzx pic.twitter.com/5yoyzKljhR
The trouble is that nobody is interested in really challenging Doug and his questionable assertions that he’s listening to Ontarians, much like the businesses that are questionably being “helped” by Nathan. Unions are trying to outdo one another putting together lame attack ads that the cast of This Hour Has 22 Minutes would probably scoff at as being too cheesy and poorly acted. The NDP saw how badly the Liberals got creamed by the voters for obsessively talking about highways during the last election and decided to lead off by talking about nationalizing the 407. The Liberals are standing up for substandard Canadian internet by demanding that Doug cancel a deal with Elon Musk’s Starlink in light of his recent Nazi-adjacent salute at Trump’s inauguration.
Ontario Liberals call on Ford to cancel $100M Starlink deal with 'destructive man child' Elon Musk https://t.co/mT56j75wDc
— TheTrillium.ca (@Thetrilliumca) January 22, 2025
Nathan Fielder made the wise decision to end Nathan for You in 2017, after four seasons. But even though we’ve been watching the Ford family circus for decades in Toronto, and the joke has long ceased to be funny, nobody seems to know how to get this show off the air. Ford’s nephew Michael announced that his health wouldn’t allow him to continue with the charade. It was also revealed that proudly anti-Israel MPP Sarah Jama had been lobbying to be let back into the NDP fold after that party’s decision to boot her for comments made in the aftermath of Oct. 7. Why she thought that the party would trust her at this juncture is a question we’ll never get a real answer to.
https://t.co/LjASvZAe2t pic.twitter.com/FVP0B3gNPW
— Jeff Slater 🍊 (@jslaterTO) January 27, 2025
As for the Liberals, the most notable Ford-buster they’ve got is Jason Cherniak, the candidate in Aurora-Oak Ridges-Richmond Hill who’s best known amongst partisans of a certain vintage as the webmaster of Liblogs—a counterpoint to Blogging Tories, who influenced the ascent of the modern Conservative Party of Canada while not having to change out of their pyjamas. Back in the days of Web 1.0, Cherniak managed to convince Official Ottawa to take him seriously as a key online organizer for onetime federal party leader Stephane “Very Seriously, A Carbon Tax” Dion based on a talent for stringing together a few lines of partisan gloss with a low-effort YouTube video or two. (They’d never fall for something like that today!) He’s Nathan Fielder if Nathan had decided to put his energy into shaming B’nai Brith for being too partisan in support of Stephen Harper.
The Ontario government should not do business with this man. https://t.co/0UBYsc4iZD
— Jason Cherniak (@Cherniak) January 23, 2025
Ford may believe that he is actually standing up to Trump and fighting, however imperfectly, on behalf of the province he’s been governing for nearly seven years. His performance, as wooden as it may be, is a lot more convincing than that of his opponents, who manage to seem even more checked out than he is and repeat the same points about his corporate buddies as last time while not being able to settle on whether he’s a murderclown or just in over his head. There is an honest and heartfelt critique to be made of the man, one that might even make him think twice about the ruse he is perpetuating, but so long as the rest of us are obsessed with norms and their lack if observance, Ford can continue to flout them as he sees fit—all while claiming that, like Nathan Fielder, he is the one and only: Dougie for You.
@OntarioPCParty Leader Doug Ford Premier Doug Ford presented Aroland First Nation Chief Sonny Gagnon and the Indigenous representatives with “Canada Is Not For Sale” toques on the eve of the election call. #onpoli pic.twitter.com/Ehk7kDH7jH
— Robert Benzie (@robertbenzie) January 28, 2025
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